How to be an idiot (Part 1)

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Allow me to warn you. Being an idiot is not as easy as you may think. In fact it has taken over 15 years to perfect the art. 15 years of constant practice. So one may wake up and decide to be idiotic but stakes are quite high. But hey fellow men, you have a better shot at this. First, because it is somehow encrypted in the Y chromosome (I cant scientifically prove anything) ,and secondly because few ladies are willing to try their hands in idiot business. The fact that I am writing this post shows how far I have come in this field. And the fact that you have read this far is quite empowering. No offense, of course.

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I have fought battles in my life. I have burst my ass trying to be a nonconformist. I digress.. but I am a guitarist, an…

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My Paranoia Confessions.

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There are approximately 1100 active satellites orbiting the earth. This is  total number that has both government and private. I do not know which to be more wary of. The former maybe. But latter catches the eye as well.You know what, fuck it.There is reason to be wary of both. This is why I am paranoid. No word could be more accurate. You may live there fearing nothing but hey, myself I do care a lot. I am willing to admit much than any other man would. These things make me shake with paranoia. Not many of you will verbally admit it but you also care, deep inside(No pun, Jesus!)

Laughter is the best medicine. Even in literal form, it lets more air into your lungs and this in general good. Today I wont mention the liver. But context of laughter introduces a twist to the whole thing altogether.Laughter is…

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